Category Archives: Celebrity Boyfriend

I point you to exhibit A: conversation between JSssb and myself. I can’t help that I’m concerned about Pharrell. I also can’t help that after this conversation I spent a good hour (at work) google image searching him and reading his Wiki page. I learned some interesting facts that I could potentially bring up if we ever meet at a skateboarding event for his clothing line, which I would then use to woo him over. Then we would obviously get married, leading to matching tattoos and adopting a child we will name Wheels. It could happen, right?